There were new prospective students touring the college, and that means one thing - mischief. At first, I was only going to address a lot of them at once in the lunchroom, something along the lines of:
"GOOD MORNING, PROSPECTIVE STUDENTS, AND WELCOME TO THE UNIVERSITY OF EVANSVILLE! I, EVAN WILLIAMS, WOULD LIKE TO PERSONALLY WELCOME YOU HERE, AND I SINCERELY HOPE THAT YOU ENJOY YOUR TIME TO THE FULLEST."
But I figured that would be no good, as it would be inefficient. So, still believing that it was a personal duty to welcome these people to my college (in my town, no less), I instead adopted the approach of greeting them individually with a firm handshake and "My name is Evan Williams and I'd like to personally welcome you to my university. Enjoy your stay, and remember, [insert irrelevant fact here.]"
I decided, of course, that even this wasn't enough. For the lulz, I decided to greet current students with this as well. by the end of the day, this was the final count:
Prospective students: 30
Current students: 25
>:3
Four best friends blogging about their lives.
Bethany- A double major in psychology and literature who has an unhealthy(?) obsession with Conan O'Brien.
Evan- Leader and brains of the group. Enjoys photography, mind games and writing. And he's taller than you.
Laura- The Lazy Lesbian who loves anime, languages, and her girlfriend Yi :3
Kait- tongue a-fumbling, fingers precise.
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