I have an AWESOME POINT ZERO in Architecture

Campus art is...lacking. All of the paintings are securely tucked away inside of nice buildings, which, of course, leaves nothing for the dorms (other than an exceedingly creepy portrait on The Pit). Now, being the kind, benevolent winner that I am, I took it upon myself to give back to the campus that has graciously accepted me (and distract from that exceedingly creepy portrait). Now, world, I give you: THE CHAIRAMID