Also, I'm beginning to suspect that our newest Pope is a moron (moreso that any religious leader). Take a look at these lulz-worthy articles and see for yourself!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/7797269.stm
http://www.truthwinsout.org/blog/pope-decries-selfishness-while-wearing-gold-robes/
If the Pope is obscenely rich, he should at least spend it on something good. Maybe a face-lift, perhaps? Methinks more people would be his sheep if he didn't look like Lord Sidious.

When I first saw a line-up of the possible Popes, my face blanched when I realized Emperor Palpatine was real.
ReplyDeleteAlso, did you know he had a theme song? Go ahead and skip to 2:55, and you'll see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrezpUWIY98